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25 Fascinating Facts That Will Make You Love Alton Brown Even More

October 14, 2017December 1, 2017 Senior Editor30-year period, airplane, Alton Brown, amazing joy, American cast-iron pots, art school professor, best Southern eats, boulevardier, bow tie collection, Cessna, cinematographer, college, commercial director, Cookbooks, cooking shows, Corgis, culinary career, culinary training, Cutthroat Kitchen host, Dates, dive, Eat Your Science, engines, Facebook fans, Facebook page, fascinating facts, favorite beer, favorite cocktail, favorite cookbook, favorite food, film business, Food Network interview, Food Network veteran, Georgia, Good Eats, great recipes, hand, homemade version, Hummus, Instagram, interesting facts, James Beard awards, joke, martini, meat whisperer, next-level food knowledge, office library, Pans, people, perfect omelets, pizza, reading, saison, sardines, sleeve, snapchat, specialty, Spoon University., Ties, unitaskers, username, vodka, weakness, wittiness

25 Fascinating Facts That Will Make You Love Alton Brown Even More Alton Brown is known for his wittiness and next-level food knowledge. If you’re a fan of the Food Network veteran, you probably know that he has a live show called Eat Your Science and a ton of great recipes up his sleeve. But there are so many interesting facts you probably don’t know that will only make you love him even more. For example, he started Good Eats in the late ’90s because he thought most cooking shows…

American Vandal Stretches a Dick Joke Over Five Hours And It Almost Works

September 21, 2017February 2, 2023 Senior EditorAmerican, dick, hours, joke, VandalStretches, WORKS

After the first episode of Netflix’s new true crime satire, American Vandal, I was certain I knew who did it. The crime in question? Twenty-seven spray painted dicks, splashed onto the cars of faculty members at Hanover High School, like a senior prank gone wrong. One hour of this investigation would’ve been fine, but thanks to Netflix, we have five solid hours that stretch the limits of credibility, even for a satire. American Vandal isn’t bad but it’s not that great either—just five hours of your life dedicated to what…