69 Thoughts I Had Watching This Week’s Game Of Thrones
The real tragedy is about Jon and his missing boat.
1. WHOOOOO’S READY FOR A ROYAL MEETING?
2. AND POSSSSSSIBLY SOME INCESTUAL SEXUAL TENSION?
3. Seriously, what are the current betting odds on Jon and Daenerys banging before they realize they’re related?
4. It’s not like it’d be new, uncharted territory on this show.
5. OH SHIT it’s at the start of the episode! They’re already at Dragonstone!
6. I am 100% gleeful at this Jon/Tyrion reunion.
7. Jon was really concerned about his boat.
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8. Aww, Tyrion asked about Sansa.
9. “And unconsummated.” Lol.
10. “I’m not a Stark” BRUH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW.
11. Jon has officially seen a dragon now and things are HAPPENING.
12. Oh shit, Varys and Melisandre are getting aggressively sassy.
13. I was wondering how Mel was going to avoid the awkwardness. Turns out “run away to a different continent” is the answer.
14. THEY’RE HERE IT’S HAPPENING.
15. I will never get tired of people making fun of Dany’s really long title.
16. Ever.
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