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69 Thoughts I Had Watching This Week’s Game Of Thrones

July 31, 2017August 1, 2017 Senior Editorcurrent betting odds, different continent, Entire List, INCESTUAL SEXUAL TENSION, Jon, Jon/Tyrion reunion, real tragedy, ROYAL MEETING, Shit, uncharted territory

The real tragedy is about Jon and his missing boat. 1. WHOOOOO’S READY FOR A ROYAL MEETING? 2. AND POSSSSSSIBLY SOME INCESTUAL SEXUAL TENSION? 3. Seriously, what are the current betting odds on Jon and Daenerys banging before they realize they’re related? 4. It’s not like it’d be new, uncharted territory on this show. 5. OH SHIT it’s at the start of the episode! They’re already at Dragonstone! 6. I am 100% gleeful at this Jon/Tyrion reunion. 7. Jon was really concerned about his boat. HBO 8. Aww, Tyrion…

Cannibal Women Are Having A Moment On Screen

March 27, 2017February 8, 2023 Senior Editoradorable kid, adventure, affair, aforementioned finger, air plant, alarming, alluring right, AMC, appendage, avoidance, Bad Batch, barbecue, basic human experience, Bay, beltline, big bite, bloody-mouthed broads, boundary-pushing body comedy, Broad City, brush, Californian clean living, Cannes Film Festival, cannibal lady subgenre, Cannibalism, Cannibalistic female, carnage, Case, chocolate cake, choices countless women, clever schoolgirls, college coming-of-age story, Colm McCarthy, Comedy Central, complaint, compulsion, concepts, confrontational kind, consumption, control, cost, courtesy, Cover, cravings, Creature, cute kid, Cynthia Nixon, Dead, Delicacy, denial, dickish coworker, different degrees, disruptive appetites, doe-eyed heroine, Drew Barrymore, Ella Rumpf, emancipation, Energy, entrails, Episode, Essence, everybody, expense, explosive vomiting, extreme end-of-the-world sister, extremely wayward hungers, Extremity tradition Raw, eye-proddingly hardcore, eyeballs, familiar scenario, fart, fate, favorite student, Feeling, fellow travelers, female lead, female perspective, femininity, fence breach, feral spin, festivalgoers, Figures, flattery, flesh — monster, Floor, Food, footsteps, foremost, Freedom, French, future gorehound fave, Garance Marillier, garbage, gay roommate Adrien, giddiness, Gifts couch, grisly symbol, group, gruesome groove, happiness, headlines, HEART, higher-ups, home grooming accident, hopes, horrific idea, horror movie answer, horror movie Raw, Hostels, human flesh, human-consuming underclasses, humanity rests, hungries, hybrid children, illusion, imprisonment, impulse, increasingly explicit arts, instinct, intensity, International Film Festival, joyously fucked-up twist, Julia Ducournau, Justine, Justine experiences, key joke, landscape, level, liberating grotesquerie, liberation, live things, loose toes, loving husband Joel, Martyrs, me-before-you motives, Meal, Melanie, Melanie’s hands, Melanie’s journey, member, members, metaphors, miniature moment, Miranda, n’t opt, Netflix, new sense, nightmarish thing, normalcy, notorious entries, old fears, older sister Alexia, Order, orgasm, parasitism, people, physical urges, pile, point, predator, predecessor iZombie, Rabah Nait Oufella, ragged edges, rapacious force, ravenous revenant masses, Raw’s bursts, Raw’s Justine, real ladies, realtor, refreshment, Relationships, repression, rough reputation, sacrifices, safety, Santa Clarita Diet, Saws, Scarlett O’Hara, Scene, scent, screen, screenings, self-discovery, semi-independent life, Sennia Nanua, sex post-transformation, Sheila, Sheila Hammond, Sheila’s self-exploration, Sheila’s transformation, Shit, significant price, similar situations, slurping, smart little girl, smart rethinking, society-rupturing hungers, spare limbs, spinoff, spritzes, standard sloppiness, Stateside torture porn, status quo, still-warm skin, stomachs, stories, stray digit, striking figure, Sultry, sustenance, teeth, throat, time, Timothy Olyphant, title character, Tongue, Toronto, Traditional perceptions, trend, Trouble, truly unfortunate bikini, unchecked female desire, uncooked rabbit kidney, undead, uneven tone, unmoored state, unprotected human flesh, unruly feminine appetites, unsettling consideration, upcoming movies Slack, Vampires, veterinary school freshman, vicious hankering, Victim, Victor Fresco, viewers, virginal vegetarian, visceral challenge, wax, Ways, wife, wincingly wolfish encounter, woman, zombie apocalypse genre

View this image › Garance Marillier as Justine in Raw, Drew Barrymore as Sheila in Santa Clarita Diet, Sennia Nanua as Melanie in The Girl With All the Gifts. Focus World, Erica Parise/Netflix, Saban Films ID: 10775591 When Julia Ducournau’s twitchily terrific horror movie Raw rolled into the Toronto International Film Festival last September, it made headlines for causing people to pass out during screenings. It was enough to cement its already blossoming fame as a future gorehound fave, which began a few months earlier at the Cannes Film Festival,…

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69 Thoughts I Had Watching This Week’s Game Of Thrones

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